So last night, no doubt, phones all across America were ringing. And in living rooms everywhere, mothers of college-aged daughters were having the same conversation:
Daughter: Mom?
Mother: Yes?
Daughter: Remember how I called you like five times on Friday to get information so I could rush a campus sorority?
Mother: Yes?
Daughter: Well it turns out I kinda filled out the wrong form and I need to re-do it. Can I have that credit card number again?
Mother: But what did we spend that $35 on? Why do you need it again?
Daughter: I just told you! I filled out the wrong form!
Mother: The wrong form? I don't get it! What form did you fill out?
Daughter: (mumble. . .mumble. . . ) fra(mumble)ty
Mother: What's that? I didn't quite hear that. . . your must be on your cell phone 'cause the line is breaking up and your voice just got lower. . . what form?
Daughter: Fraternity! I was rushing a fraternity instead!!!! Can I have that credit card number now?
Daughter: Mom?
Daughter: Mom!
Daughter: Mom! Stop laughing! I need that credit card number now!
Daughter: Mom?
Daughter: Mom!!!!!
Mother: But what did we spend that $35 on? Why do you need it again?
Daughter: I just told you! I filled out the wrong form!
Mother: The wrong form? I don't get it! What form did you fill out?
Daughter: (mumble. . .mumble. . . ) fra(mumble)ty
Mother: What's that? I didn't quite hear that. . . your must be on your cell phone 'cause the line is breaking up and your voice just got lower. . . what form?
Daughter: Fraternity! I was rushing a fraternity instead!!!! Can I have that credit card number now?
Daughter: Mom?
Daughter: Mom!
Daughter: Mom! Stop laughing! I need that credit card number now!
Daughter: Mom?
Daughter: Mom!!!!!
Wait! You didn't receive a phone call like that? Imagine! You neither? Nor you?
I just don't get it! Why am I the one who always has all the fun?